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Iowa, baby!

Posted on January 3rd, 2008 by catalyst into the Seasonal category

My predictions:

Democrats

1) Barack Obama

2) John Edwards

3) Hillary Clinton

Republicans

1) Mike Huckabee

2) Mitt Romney

3) Ron Paul

Your thoughts?

12 Comments To This Post

  1. Chris Snethen said:    

    Dems:

    1. Edwards. His organization is just too good.
    2. Obama. Colleges are still on winter break. It will prove his undoing.
    3. Clinton. In rooms where either Obama or Edwards is weak, those supporters will jump to the other guy just to make sure she doesn’t win. She’ll be crushed.

    Reps:

    1. Romney. I dated Huckabee, married Romney
    2. Huckabee. Six weeks ago he was the consensus pick for vice president. Now? He’s done.
    3. Ron Paul. Let freedom ring.

  2. Brian K said:    

    Ron Paul for president!

  3. Reformed Pope said:    

    Ron Paul for president!

    NO!!!!….I’ve suffered enough because of my name, I just don’t want to deal with it.

  4. caj said:    

    McCain! He knows how to stay alive. His character has been forged in the fire.

  5. Locutus said:    

    Reformed Pope on January 3, 2008 at 10:05 am said:

    Ron Paul for president!

    NO!!!!….I’ve suffered enough because of my name, I just don’t want to deal with it.

    Quit whining, your parents could have named you after the other two Beatles.

  6. catalyst said:    

    All in all, an amazing night. I clicked back and forth between the Presidential Primaries and the Blazers beating the Bulls in Double Overttime. By the end of the evening, I was giddy.

    Gobama!

  7. Annonymous said:    

    I would like McCain. Probably the only truely honest candidate. Huckabee loses points with me being a former minister. His emotional highs and lows remind me too much of other ministers that I have known. Get him on a pissy day and it’s WW3! I think Romney has hidden wives. Obama’s middle name is Hussein-sorry, instant out for me. Hillary would castrate all the men (starting with Bill) and focus her administation on finding ways for women to reproduce asexually. Edwards would make a nice boy scout leader. Guiliani would make a nice mafia Don. It’s anybody’s show at this point. All I know is no matter who wins, I’m buying a helmet and a nice bomb shelter in the midwest.

  8. Chris Snethen said:    

    I’m buying a helmet and a nice bomb shelter in the midwest.

    Don’t forget your copy of the Turner Diaries.

  9. Just Thinking said:    

    Gobama!

    Amen!

  10. De-Tox Church Group said:    

    How come no one has mentioned Guliani? Oh well, I’ll mention him. He has shown he has the ability to get alot done. And I’m not referring to his sex life.

  11. De-Tox Church Group said:    

    Huckabee loses points with me being a former minister. His emotional highs and lows remind me too much of other ministers that I have known. Get him on a pissy day and it’s WW3!

    Not sure I’d vote for him either but I was impressed with his intelligence during the debate. I didn’t want to crawl under the table in shame when he talked like I would considered if I were Mormon with some of the gaffes Romney made. Huckabee casts a better light on Christianity at least for the moment — much better light than some others such as Pat Robertson (who DOES make me want to crawl under the table).

    Guiliani would make a nice mafia Don.

    oh i see he did get a mention after all.

  12. Brian K said:    

    eh, forget Ron Paul. Go Seahawks!

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