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TESTOSTERONE

Posted on April 1st, 2008 by joebib into the Reasons why I love life, joebib writes category

Did anyone see that TV special last week on the National Geographic Channel, called “The Testosterone Factor?”  

It was extremely interesting to say the least.

I, for one, have never bought too much into of this sort of thing, and am usually suspicious, by nature, of scientists and their “findings” anyway, due to their a prioris and extreme bias.

But this time it was different, at least to me.

They showed how scientists/researchers have done tests in regard to patterns of behavior-prediction, based upon testosterone levels in both animals and humans.  

The challenge was to study the effects of testosterone apart from preconceived or societal-/environmentally-induced reactions. 

They put optical scanners on human, male and female infants, and then monitored their respective reactions to side-by-side pictures of so-called “masculine images” (trucks), and “feminine images” (dolls). The tests showed that the male babies’ eyes were first drawn to the masculine-oriented images, while the female babies’ eyes were first drawn to the feminine images. The majority of their ensuing attention also followed this pattern. 

They tried this with male and female monkeys. When trucks and dolls were placed in the cages, all the male monkeys gathered around — and began to handle — the truck, while all the female monkeys gathered around and handled the doll.  

Also, they observed similar findings in fish. When “alpha male” fish were removed from their aquariums tanks, the previously subordinate/passive fish immediately began to produce more testosterone and soon became dominant. The color of the fish even began to change, and grow more colorful — all within just a few minutes of the removal of the alpha fish. Amazing. 

Then, they put these men inside of MRI monitors and were able to scan, and then show, how their levels of testosterone fluctuated based upon reading visual conversations which manifested either threatening or non-threatening scenarios. When the guys read "threatening" material, their collective testosterone levels immediately (and of course, subconsciously) shot up drastically.

Men who were owners of their own companies were found to have higher testosterone levels than men who were "merely" employees, and that men who were blue-collar workers had higher testosterone levels on average than males who were white-collar workers. (Did I mention I am a blue-collar worker?)

They ended up concluding that heightened testosterone levels could perhaps explain differing social strata, and what we observe as drive and ambition — the entrepreneurial mindset if you will — as well as pre-determined patterns of dominant/aggressive behavior.    

I’m not sure what all this means, or its ramifications. Nor less yet what it has to do with this blog. 

I just have the vague feeling it may help to elucidate some of the previously unexplained, erratic behavior patterns in my youth.  

Or, even current ones. Wink

-joe

P.S. This post is proof positive that cat needs to get back to posting, ASAP.

5 Comments To This Post

  1. An Unscrupulous Man said:    

    Thanks, Joe … among the health problems I have, is hypo-everything it seems. Hypo-glycemia, hypo-thyroidism and hypo-testosterone - each is treated by manually regulating body functions that should be automatic … I’d never really thought of it that way until your summary of the program you watched. If I don’t eat a little something every couple hours, my blood sugar plummets and I start drifting off, whereupon I do strange things, like post on blogs … ;) Hypothyroidism and hypotestosteronism (?) are managed with a daily pill or ointment.

    From your program summary, it sounds like in a healthy male, the body automatically adjusts levels of hormones in real-time based on environmental stimulus - something that those of us on hormone replacement therapies would really know nothing about … I suppose you might find it strange but, I’ve never really gotten the whole mood-swing thing - in that the meds I’m on only ever achieve a stable-state of function … the only time I notice a mood change, which BTW is always in the direction of fatigue / depression, is when I forget to take my meds - which is often - since one of the main side-effects of hypothyroidism / hypoglycemia is forgetfulness from mental fatigue … Having dealt with these things my entire adult life, I can’t really say what “normal function” is in terms of just feeling good and being full of energy …

    Gotta tell ya man, I’m looking forward to a new bod in the next life … ;)

  2. joebib said:    

    hypo-testosterone

    Sounds like a good problem to have, eh boys? ;)

    *clearing throat*

    OK, seriously now. I wasn't exactly thrilled to find out about all this, either, sammy. As if we males didn't already have enough stuff to worry about…

    -joe

  3. patrick curtain said:    

    you’re all aware of the calendar, right?

    :-)

    –p

  4. An Unscrupulous Man said:    

    Yeah - I hear Favre is going to play one more year. Go cheese-heads!

  5. joebib said:    

    Good one, patrick! :lol:

    Alright, with that gloove-slap, you force me to post the link.

    I really thought all of us guys would clap our collective palms to our foreheads, and cry out in unison, "Aha, so that's why!"

    -joe

    P.S. It airs again on May 20 at 10 p.m. (ET I assume).

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