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How to bring more people to Christ?

Posted on May 16th, 2008 by catalyst into the Biblical Parody category

Protest Starbuck's old coffee cup logo. A group of Christians in San Diego is challenging the sexual content of an old Starbuck's logo that the company is now placing on some coffee cups.

I do believe this is spelled out in the Great Commission in Matthew 28:19,20.

"Therefore go and find unimportant, uncontroverisal issues, protesting in the name of James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and Kenneth Copeland. Teach America to become increasingly annoyed with your lack of priorities and your obsession with wealth. And surely I am with you always, though embarrassed by your inability to understand the basics of grace and compassion."

7 Comments To This Post

  1. Norm! said:    

    Apparently, the fringe group calling for the Starbucks boycot (sic), The Resistance is led by Mark Dice (formerly known as John Conner) who is also selling a 9-11/New World Order/AntiChrist conspiracy book. Although even with all of the media attention, Dice doesn’t seem to be making much money off the venture. His chipin.com fundraising widget shows that $7 has been raised — far from the $1000 goal (but enough for a Starbucks venti vanilla soy latte).

    Of course, like nearly all fringe right-wing website, there is the obligatory Ron Paul 2008 web banner ad too.

  2. ex-City Bible Slave said:    

    “Therefore go and find unimportant, uncontroverisal issues, protesting in the name of James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and Kenneth Copeland. Teach America to become increasingly annoyed with your lack of priorities and your obsession with wealth. And surely I am with you always, though embarrassed by your inability to understand the basics of grace and compassion.”

    In semi relation to the above….how about the CA Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage. We are gonna have every hardcore, right wing conservative swarming are state now!

    So I wonder…how should a Jesus loving, grace-centered, humanitarian compassionate Christain feel about this?

  3. The Gimme A Buck Guy said:    

    Dice doesn’t seem to be making much money off the venture. His chipin.com fundraising widget shows that $7 has been raised — far from the $1000 goal

    Pppfffffttt. Even I made more then him by simply flat-out asking for people to give me money. I figured — why should I go to "ministry school" and learn how to manipulate people so i can get rich, when I can simply just ask for their money… straight-up. And I didn't even have to exploit my religion. Seems to have worked. Maybe I should write a book. lol. (And yes — I tithe on what people give.)

  4. Reformed Pope said:    

    “Therefore go and find unimportant, uncontroverisal issues, protesting in the name of James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and Kenneth Copeland. Teach America to become increasingly annoyed with your lack of priorities and your obsession with wealth. And surely I am with you always, though embarrassed by your inability to understand the basics of grace and compassion.”

    This is what CityBusinessChurch is all about…hilarious…you know, I think I like our Bible a lot better than theirs.

  5. pamhogeweide said:    

    The Resistance says the new image “has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute,” Mark Dice, founder of the group, said in a news release. “Need I say more? It’s extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks.”

    This was my fave paragraph in the article, though it did cause me to pause and double-check that I wasn’t reading Lark News or something.

    crazy………

    Slutbucks. That’s funny. Though it makes me think of horny deer. No pun intended. Well, ok, maybe it was. :-)

  6. Toxic Mommy said:    

    mwahahahahah mermaid boobs are EVIL!!!!!!!!!

  7. serj said:    

    people need to relax, shes not naked, and those obviously arent legs……

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