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We’re moving to Chicago!

Posted on May 22nd, 2008 by catalyst into the About Us category

Well, at least I am…

After five wonderful years in Washington DC, (the birthplace of City Business Church) I have taken a new job in Chicago, and I will be moving there next week.  It's a great opportunity, and I am very excited about the future. However, this is also likely going to cut into my blogging time. New job, new boss, new city, actually having to do work, well they all add up to a lot less free time for me. Thus, if my blogging is sporatic over the next month or so, that's the reason. But bear with me, I suspect it won't take long for me to figure out how to do nothing and get paid for it, at which point I'll be back to forcing my love of Obama on you, and regaling you with my great tithing jokes.

Also, I feel I should add that ever since I started this blog several years ago, my financial position has improved dramatically. I'm not bragging, I just want others to know that just because you question your pastor and church, that doesn't necessarily mean God is going to curse you. He may in fact, bless you! If the last few years are any guide, God evidently considers blogging the new tithing.

Anyway, thanks for all the support!

14 Comments To This Post

  1. Just Thinking said:    

    Chicago?! Jealous. Congratulations!

  2. Reformed Pope said:    

    God evidently considers blogging the new tithing.

    Who would have guessed?

  3. Grey Sheep said:    

    They get the #1 draft pick AND you. What a haul! Good luck with the move.

  4. An Unscrupulous Man said:    

    There goes the neighborhood … word to the wise: DO NOT tell anyone you’re a White Sox fan. You’re a Cubs fan, got it?

    Say, does this have anything to do with that purdy little gal you was at the Christmas party with a year ago? You old dog you …

  5. Locutus said:    

    The National Prayer Center has finally had one of their prayers answered.

  6. justaskin said:    

    I thought Satan was the one who “blesses” people with finances Matt 4:1-11. Make sure your financial blessing is really from God. I guess as long as you don’t tithe you don’t have to worry about the blessings coming from God. ha, ha

    Congrats on your new job. Welcome to hell!!!

  7. justaskin said:    

    Yeah!! Now we can tear apart the local church in Chicago. Which one of God’s people should we target now? Lead us oh catalyst Together we can stop Christians God’s annointed, reaching another level everywhere!!!

  8. Samaritan said:    

    ‘Scrupe wrote:

    Say, does this have anything to do with that purdy little gal you was at the Christmas party with a year ago? You old dog you …

    You mean this lovely lady, ‘Scrupe?

    http://www.citybusinesschurch.org/blog/2006/12/14/is-this-the-face-of-a-bitter-person/

    Sam

  9. Just Thinking said:    

    OK — the first comment under that picture — WHO doesn’t know who Jabba the Hut is?!?!

  10. Me said:    

    Just Thinking on May 22, 2008 at 12:15 pm said:

    Chicago?! Jealous. Congratulations!

    apparently you’ve never spent much time in chicago…it’s a miserable poop hole.

  11. Samaritan said:    

    It’s a matter of perspective.

    Out here, there’s nothing I like better, than driving 60 mph on a country road, toward the sunset - which out here, on account of no mountains to obscure the view - is a red fireball that disappears into the horizon … splattering fireflies all over the windshield and the iridescent glow of their splatterage together with that brilliant sunset, there is NO better light show on earth.

    Not much of a fan of Chicago - but get out in the corn about 120 miles out and life is real good.

  12. Just Thinking said:    

    I’m a fan of the world in general — city, country, dirty, clean, old, new — I want to see and experience it all. I will say that Sam’s picture is more soul stirring for me personally as it is a near perfect description of how/where I grew up. But I don’t turn up my nose at all that a great city can offer. :)

  13. Just Thinking said:    

    And seriously…who doesn’t know who Jabba the Hutt is?!

  14. De-Tox Church Group said:    

    Hope your transition is a smooth one Catalyst and hope you resurface here soon!

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