JM, a big fan of our little blog here, recently wrote in this comment:
Thanks for the tip Reformed Pope about the link.
Although after seeing the photos I am even more perplexed that you would lead a blog that makes fun Of Judah's hair.
Here is good parody… put a photo of yourself up and let's see what readers think of it!
Ok, JM, you've been trying to set that comment up for quite some time now…however, you clearly don't know or understand the Morton Family…there is nothing that you or anyone else could say about my appearance that would bother me. I have 6 siblings and we are tougher on each other than anyone else could ever be…so have at it. Enjoy this photo of me…and as a bonus, I've even included the rest of my family. Go for it…my clothes, my hair, my family, its all fair game.
For further understanding of how I work please see this post: How to lose friends and piss off people
Errrr….which one are you?
MOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHA(sinister laughter)
OMG, you are wearing a blue shirt! I can’t believe you would wear that. You know Christians only wear yellow shirts. And look at those kids, they are way to cute for you. You sure they’re yours? And how did you score such a good lady? I think your making it all up.
(Sorry JM. that’s all I got).
Reformed Poop: Where did you rent that beautiful wife and those gorgeous kids? No wonder they had to get rid of you. (competition)
If you were tithing the mandatory 10% God would be able to bless you with enough money to buy shoes for your children, pants without holes for your wife and maybe even a little left over for birth control.
Hey Dingus! You look like a bunch of blueberries.
*punches you in the arm*
Seriously? You have a wooden fence? What a loser! All the cool kids are using Colourbond fencing now.
Yeah, looks like JM has disappeared on us. Come out, come out, wherever you are…
Why do you need to know his name? All you have to do is listen to what he is saying and you know who you are dealing with. You guys are fighting a mindset not an individual. He is one of many.
loyalty… you are calling him SATAN, you sure hit the nail on the head
Wow… Reformed Pope I now have a family portrait of you to put on my fridge!
Your family looks wonderful…
As I am sure the people you ‘parody’ on this website.
Your photo makes a great point. Behind every anonymous online blogger is a real person with a real family, and the people we so easily tear apart on the safety of our computers have families and children.
Now that we are on a roll… how ’bout it catalyst? Your photo next?
your hair is only one color?? ha ha ha ha ha!!!
your shirt doesn’t make a statement, it says “i’m normal and my mother doesn’t pick out my outfits at nordstrom”… well guess what, there ain’t room for “normal” in the KINGDOM OF GOD – brought to you by Jamba Juice, Inc.
i can’t believe you don’t have a nanny to hold one of those kids… i mean, i know not everyone can have one nanny per child but c’mon.. none?
I can’t believe you don’t have a nanny to hold one of those kids… i mean, i know not everyone can have one nanny per child but c’mon.. none?
Nanny? Who needs a nanny? That’s what the interns are for!
nanny… intern, same thing.