JM…Have at it.
Posted on August 2nd, 2008 by Reformed Pope into the Things Dougie wouldn't do categoryJM, a big fan of our little blog here, recently wrote in this comment:
Thanks for the tip Reformed Pope about the link.
Although after seeing the photos I am even more perplexed that you would lead a blog that makes fun Of Judah's hair.
Here is good parody… put a photo of yourself up and let's see what readers think of it!
Ok, JM, you've been trying to set that comment up for quite some time now…however, you clearly don't know or understand the Morton Family…there is nothing that you or anyone else could say about my appearance that would bother me. I have 6 siblings and we are tougher on each other than anyone else could ever be…so have at it. Enjoy this photo of me…and as a bonus, I've even included the rest of my family. Go for it…my clothes, my hair, my family, its all fair game.
For further understanding of how I work please see this post: How to lose friends and piss off people
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August 2nd, 2008 at 9:00 am
Errrr….which one are you?
MOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHA(sinister laughter)
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
OMG, you are wearing a blue shirt! I can’t believe you would wear that. You know Christians only wear yellow shirts. And look at those kids, they are way to cute for you. You sure they’re yours? And how did you score such a good lady? I think your making it all up.
(Sorry JM. that’s all I got).
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Reformed Poop: Where did you rent that beautiful wife and those gorgeous kids? No wonder they had to get rid of you. (competition)
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
If you were tithing the mandatory 10% God would be able to bless you with enough money to buy shoes for your children, pants without holes for your wife and maybe even a little left over for birth control.
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Hey Dingus! You look like a bunch of blueberries.
*punches you in the arm*
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:52 am
Seriously? You have a wooden fence? What a loser! All the cool kids are using Colourbond fencing now.
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Yeah, looks like JM has disappeared on us. Come out, come out, wherever you are…
August 3rd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Why do you need to know his name? All you have to do is listen to what he is saying and you know who you are dealing with. You guys are fighting a mindset not an individual. He is one of many.
August 3rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
loyalty… you are calling him SATAN, you sure hit the nail on the head
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Wow… Reformed Pope I now have a family portrait of you to put on my fridge!
Your family looks wonderful…
As I am sure the people you ‘parody’ on this website.
Your photo makes a great point. Behind every anonymous online blogger is a real person with a real family, and the people we so easily tear apart on the safety of our computers have families and children.
Now that we are on a roll… how ’bout it catalyst? Your photo next?
August 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
your hair is only one color?? ha ha ha ha ha!!!
your shirt doesn’t make a statement, it says “i’m normal and my mother doesn’t pick out my outfits at nordstrom”… well guess what, there ain’t room for “normal” in the KINGDOM OF GOD - brought to you by Jamba Juice, Inc.
i can’t believe you don’t have a nanny to hold one of those kids… i mean, i know not everyone can have one nanny per child but c’mon.. none?
August 9th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I can’t believe you don’t have a nanny to hold one of those kids… i mean, i know not everyone can have one nanny per child but c’mon.. none?
Nanny? Who needs a nanny? That’s what the interns are for!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:11 am
nanny… intern, same thing.