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If you don’t tithe, those donuts are not for you!

Posted on September 6th, 2008 by Belteshazzar into the Uncategorized category

Reader Fred Flintstone brought to our attention a rather clever web site that is a parody on modern church life in the style of "The More You Know" PSA's on NBC.

The Church You Know

Of course, one of the videos deals with the tithe, but there are plenty of other things made fun of in these videos as well. The "Attendance" video was especially funny. I'm sure we can all think of someone at Church we would love to identify as the rectum* in the body of Christ.

Of course, the best part of their tithe parody is boiling down modern prosperity-tithing thought into a single phrase: "That's why God invented the tithe: to bless us."

*(Getting to type rectum in a church blog just makes me very happy.)

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2 Comments To This Post

  1. JAIAM said:    
    September 6th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    I’m buying the tithe clip as I type ;-)

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  2. DeTox Church Group said:    
    September 9th, 2008 at 11:14 am

    Ha! Love it Beltz and thanks Fred! I’ve linked them as a resource to our Detox blog too! I especially love the little blurb under the worship video that says:

    If worship is a condition of the heart and an attitude towards God, then worship can take place in so many more places and ways. It might be spending time with your children, or it might be going for a run. It might even be a group of friends sitting around enjoying conversation and a few beers and laughing when someone farts. Okay, the farting part might not be worship. But not every gathering has to have a guitar and singing to include true, heartfelt worship.

    blogging about farting has the same effect as typing rectum I must say!

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