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Money is the answer

Posted on October 20th, 2008 by Reformed Pope into the Uncategorized, Scriptures category

I think I am going to have to change my stance on the Prosperity Doctrine. I know its crazy but I just read this scripture:

 

Ecclesiastes 10:19

A feast is made for laughter,
and wine makes life merry,
but money is the answer for everything.

 

Hmmnnnn….kinda makes you wonder….lets break this down:

1. "A feast is made for laughter" - Yes, I agree with that.

2. "Wine makes life merry" - Check. And beer and Wiskey and…

3. "Money is the answer for everything" - well…allright then….sign me up.

2 Comments To This Post

  1. catalyst said:    

    If you can’t beat ‘em, join em.

  2. Belteshazzar said:    

    Whoever loves money never has money enough; whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with his income. This too is meaningless.

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