Included in the link below is a helpful pamphlet I stumbled across that teaches young children how to avoid Atheists.
What Should You Do If You Find An Atheist in Your Neighborhood
The pamphlet advises children to:
"TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY & AVOID TALKING TO THEM"
The pamphlet also includes this gem of a description:
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Coincidentally, this happens to be an apt description of my brother Jesse, who, as you likely guessed, is a devout atheist.
As such, I will be mailing this pamphlet to my sweet nephews and neice, along with a picture of angry uncle Jesse, so they can learn to avoid him and let the adults handle his (usually drunken) antics.
The goat head is a nice touch.
Maybe we should broaden the perspective of what an atheist really is–someone who doesn’t believe in God to include someone who uses God for their own means. If someone is distorting God’s Word then they too don’t know the Real Christ. They are in essence an unbeliever.
Favorite!
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I prefer to stick with the dictionary, rather then redefining a known word.
From thefreedictionary.com:
It gets confusing when we try to redefine known words.. and that makes any kind of discussion difficult, no?
I think the staying home on Sunday morning is the biggest plus. Hmm… I bet the number of atheists really increases during football season… perhaps more pastor’s daughters and wives passing around the offering bucket might help.
“Hey Judah, numbers are down– why don’t ya put Chelsea to work for the next few months, eh?”
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