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Archive for the 'Finances' Category

America Did Not Tithe Enough, Part II

Posted on September 7th, 2008 by catalyst into the Finances category

In an unprecdented move, the U.S. Government has decided to put Fannie and Freddie in Conservatorship.

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac's primary function is to provide liquidity to the housing market (basically buy loans from banks, so that the banks can then loan more money to people looking to purchase homes). This duty was clearly in question the last couple of months, and the government has decided to take over Fannie and Freddie to ensure they will still be able to buy loans. It will likely double America's national debt and is just another sign that the "Housing Crisis" isn't over yet.

The tie in to this blog, is that all the properties that the City Church and City Bible purchased over the last couple of years are likely to continue to drop in value. And the church's ability to refinance those loans is going to remain limited. So you know, perhaps the City Church shouldn't have spent 1.4 million on a home in DC and perhaps City Bible Church shouldn't have bought an Ice Hockey Rink in Vancouver. Not the best use of Finances. 

Anyway, the real reason I'm writing this is to share with you this great YouTube video mocking the whole thing. 

Because everyone hates a bailout:

Take A Load off Fannie 

Chock-Full of True Believers

Posted on July 15th, 2008 by catalyst into the Finances category

Guess which "companies" are full of people who believe so strongly in the "company" and their leadership that they are willing to put all their financial safety in the "companies" hand?

You guessed it, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac:

"It's hard to overstate how — and I don't mean this in a weird, Waco, Texas, kind of way — Fannie and Freddie are kind of cultish companies," said the former senior Fannie employee. "True believers [are] gung-ho and work like crazy, and they believe in what they're doing and believe in their companies' mission. . . . And Fannie is chock-full of people like that. Just chock-full of true believers."

Cults don't apply only to churches.

"This is my family's financial future," said Lorrie Rudin, former director of executive compensation for Fannie Mae, who retired last year. "I worked there for 20 years, and I'm just absolutely devastated and terrified."

I feel bad for Lorrie. But this is why you don't put all your trust in leaders. They will fail you.