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Archive for the 'Reasons why I love life' Category

Happy Thanksgiving (2008)

Posted on November 27th, 2008 by The Reformer into the Reasons why I love life category

Just want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving Day. We have a lot to be thankful for living in this country and serving at the feet of our wonderful Savior who shed His blood and died for us even though we didn't deserve it. Although many things for many people are unstable and unclear at this most uncertain time in world history, there is nothing more secure then knowing Christ. So let’s give thanks for all He has given us. Enjoy your food, football, family and friends.

God Bless.

5 Reasons

Posted on July 31st, 2008 by Reformed Pope into the Reasons why I love life category

Blog reader Mike, recently left this gem of a comment that I thought deserved further discussion:

Five reasons this blog is important.
1. Satire - Is a great way to get to the core (preachers use it all the time) it works
2. Debate - Is always a healthy. It forces all side to think
3. Reform - The difference between Christianity and other faiths is that Christianity is a self correcting religion. We respect authority but we respect truth even more.
4. What’s good for the goose- City church and any church for that matter routinely correct peoples beliefs and the beliefs of other churches.
5. Free speech - Is the truest and simplest way to bring balance to the powers that be. If city church is a power that BEEES it needs to be talked about.

Blog creator I salute you - most ministries are birthed out of something they want to change and are courageous enough to speak up about. Including City Church. Pastors don’t have a God given right to speak their mind more than commoners. I say cheers to you (bad ass of the blogging world)

I'd also like to add reason number 6: It gives you something to do when you are slow at work.

Thank you Mike for your thoughtful comment. We greatly appreciate it.

The King of Kong

Posted on May 16th, 2008 by Reformed Pope into the Reasons why I love life category

 

Allow me to take a break from all this discussion and invite everyone to join in on the greatest movie of all time…

The King of Kong

A Fistful of Quarters

If you haven't seen it, go find it, rent it, and watch it…which will inevitable lead to you going to buy it. It is the most quotable movie I have ever seen…I don't really know how to explain how great it is other than leave you with this quote from the movie:

I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."

                                                                       

                                                                                  -Walter Day

unChristian

Posted on January 23rd, 2008 by catalyst into the Reasons why I love life category

There is a new book out called unChristian that sounds quite intriguing. (Mostly, because it backs up all of my beliefs on Christianity.)

Here is the central thesis of the book:

Kinnaman, president of the Barna Institute, was inspired to write this book when Lyons (of the Fermi Project) commissioned him to do extensive research on what young Americans think about Christianity. Lyons had a gut-level sense that something was desperately wrong, and three years of research paints exactly that picture.

The generations that include late teens to early 30-somethings) believe Christians are judgmental, antihomosexual, hypocritical, too political and sheltered. Rather than simply try to do a PR face-lift, Kinnaman looks at ways in which churches' activities actually may have been unchristian and encourages a return to a more biblical Christianity, a faith that not only focuses on holiness but also loves, accepts and works to understand the world around it.

I have not read the book, as I usually only read books when I am stuck in an airport with nothing to do. However, in my four years in DC, I have met quite a lot of young Christians who group up attending a fundamentalist church.  And while many of them still identify with Christ, they do not identify with the church. 

If you want to reach the Future Tithers of America, then you are going to need to make the church more about doing something than just avoiding sin.  In my mind, in today's church, holiness is overrated, and compassion is underrated.

Senator Grassley Not Giving Up!

Posted on January 10th, 2008 by catalyst into the Reasons why I love life category

From Senator Grassley:

"It's a new year and the ministries that have chosen not to cooperate have a chance to see the inquiry in a new light," Grassley said in a prepared statement issued Tuesday. "This has nothing to do with church doctrine. It's only about tax-exempt policy."

And other charities are not too happy with the lack of cooperation either:

"The result could mean increased regulation or legislation for all non-profits, religious or otherwise," said Doug Shaw of Douglas Shaw Associates. "It could also further threaten the separation of church and state."

This is not going to end well for the ministeries that fail to answer the senator's requests. 

Reverse Missionaries

Posted on June 14th, 2007 by catalyst into the Reasons why I love life category

In an odd reversal, missionaries from poor counties are traveling to wealthy Europe to establish churches.

For centuries, when Europe was the global center of Christianity, millions of European missionaries traveled to other continents to spread their faith by establishing schools and churches. Now, with European church attendance at all-time lows and a dearth of preachers in the pulpits, thousands of "reverse missionaries" are flocking back, migrating from poor countries to rich ones to preach the Gospel where it has fallen out of fashion.

And why is it so popular in many European countries like Denmark:  

"There was no judging, no doomsday talk," Johansen said. "Ravi made it fun and practical. He was preaching ordinary stuff that everybody needs, not things that happened 2,000 years ago. He brought the Gospel to a level where it fit my life."

It's really that simple. Meet people where they are, not where you want them to be.

Follow your dreams

Posted on June 13th, 2007 by catalyst into the Reasons why I love life category

Because blogging about City Bible can get boring…

Here's a wonderful clip of a cellphone sales man who can do something extraordinary.

I found it quite inspiring.

A God-fearing Stripper

Posted on June 7th, 2007 by catalyst into the Reasons why I love life category

Our favorite Portland newspaper, Willamette Week, has a fun article that analzyes the lives of two Portland strippers, Zoe and Matilda.

Zoe's life is of particular interest. She volunteers at her church Living Hope and first started stripping as a way to pay for her highschool graduation.

The day she found out about graduation dues, she drove aimlessly around Portland, where she kept an apartment in her 1973 Mercedes convertible, which she'd emptied her savings account to buy. A regular churchgoer, she remembers asking God for guidance. Then she drove by the Sugar Shack, a strip club in Northeast Portland that she says would later come under fire for dancers pulling "extras" with customers.

If you read the whole article, you understand how Zoe got into stripping. It hasn't exactly been a picture perfect life. But her Faith seems genuine.

But she does feel conflicted at times: "I work Saturday night, get a couple hours of sleep, and get up and go to church all day Sunday. And there are times when I'm sitting at church and I hear things that make me feel it would be nice to find another way to make money.

"God paid for us with his son's blood, so we measure value by what someone is willing to pay for something, whether it's materialistic or human flesh or whatever. And it's easy to do that when you're a dancer, to put value on what other people are willing to pay you. If you have a bad night, it's easy to walk away feeling empty, whereas my morals tell me I shouldn't get my values from my job but from God."

Jesus Walks with her.

Help us. Help Ed.

Posted on April 23rd, 2007 by catalyst into the Reasons why I love life category

Our fearless blog-leader has added the ability to upload pictures and submit stories about Senior Pastor Ed Schefter on his website:

www.edschefter.com

We think this might be a good way to get a nifty repository of the Ed Schefter we know and love.