Homework Anointing

I recently started a new job, my home computer is not working, and Catalyst is off doing whatever…we need some blog support to keep this business running. So here is a homework assignment…

City Bible Church is currently teaching a series on "The Surplus Anointing". Yes, we could just stop right there…the title alone is enough to know how sad and pathetic this teaching will be, but…nevertheless…I would like YOU to listen to one of the sermons (anyone will do) and send in a recap, quick thoughts, or summary of the teachings for me to post.

Let's get plugged back into the Money Making Bible Machine that is CBC and see where Frank Damazio is taking his church.

Email me your thoughts @ mortonjp14@hotmail.com. I look forward to reading them.

The Generosity Factor (again)

Pastor Rick Snow of Atlanta City Church spoke last week at CBC. The title of his sermon was The Generosity Factor, which struck me as odd, because I instantly recalled listening to a sermon from CBC last year by Rick Snow also called The Generosity Factor…in fact I even blogged about it.

*Quick side note, did anyone else at CBC catch this? I beginning to feel like Kathy Griffin in the Seinfeld episode The Cartoon. I've really got to get a life*

So, for the second time, here is "The Generosity Factor":

:36 – "Generosity was laid on his heart". Tells a story of a pastor who took a job at a Christian School that was completely broke and this pastor listened to Rick's series on Giving and then someone gave them 2 million dollars.

7:12 – "Tell Me what you think about money and I'll tell you what you think about God"

9:15 – "Have a need, Sow a seed" – or as Frank would have you believe "Have a greed, Sow a seed"

10:01 – Mentions that for the first time in many years this tax season he is "Getting a substantial amount back from the IRS" and do you want to know why…because he "sowed almost $27,000 into his church". Then Rick mentions that he "is in the top 5% of givers in his church." – Ok Rick, I hate to tell you this, but getting tax money back does not qualify as a "blessing from God"…your tithe is tax deductible…that's a gift from the IRS, not God…and there are formula's for calculating how it all works…not really a miracle is it?

Also, why do you know that you are in the top 5% of givers in your church and why does that matter?

12:22 – His goal is to "give a reverse tithe" (I'm not making this up). Giving 90% of his income and living on 10%, Rick Warren already does this.

15:07 – Tells us that his church "sowed $100,000 to a "Black" Church in Portland, OR & God gave back not in the form of dollars but instead the reaped in square footage" (they now own a 100,000sf building).  – Whoops, don't let Pastor Frank hear that…Frank doesn't believe that is possible:

                "The special law of sowing and reaping is that the product of the harvest will be the same in kind as the seed sown. Tares will never produce wheat, nor wheat tares. But each seed reproduces its own kind."

Sorry, Rick maybe you sowed a house somewhere and that is how you received the bigger building.

16:35 – "God is in the business…" I didn't catch the rest of this statement, but I don't think God is in any business…he's God.

16:50 – Tells a story about a guy who was in debt with over $100,000 on 2 credit cards that came to him for help. With Rick's advise, the guy pays it off in 2 years. The guy didn't receive any raises at work or anything. So how did he pay it off? Rick says it's because "once God saw that this man was serious…it's amazing how quickly the blessings come". – OR…once this guy got on a budget (with Rick's help) its amazing how much money he actually had.

 Let's be honest, average Joe doesn't have the ability to run up $120,000 on 2 credit cards, clearly this guy makes plenty of money; he just needed someone like Rick to slap some sense into him. And there is your blessing…God didn't pay off the credit in 2 years, this guy did.

19:00 – Tells everyone that if they don't listen to his sermon (which is led by the Spirit) over and over then none of this will work.

20:02 – Quotes Scripture "My God will supply all your needs..." but then says "Every promise has a premise" (Marc, are you getting all these quips. They're gems). "Every promise has a premise" so that scripture "doesn't apply to everyone". Anyone want to guess what that premise is?

33:30 – Rick says something to the effect of "I'm not watching where you give your money…that's not my job…God forbid I would have to do that". Sure, but you know that you are in the top 5% of givers in your church. Stop lying to us Rick.

33:50 – Quote of the night. "I tithe for protection from the curse that is in the earth out there". Let's read that again

"I TITHE FOR PROTECTION FROM THE CURSE THAT IS IN THE EARTH OUT THERE".

My friend Jenny wants to know which scripture that comes from…no seriously, which scripture?

33:59 – "I tithe for Protection but give offerings for Progression". Frank, write that down.

Ok, you see where this is going. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Pastor Rick had a lot of GREAT things to say about getting your finances under control and I'm sure he makes a great financial advisor (just talk to the guy who paid of $120,000 in debt in 2 years). The problem for me is when you tie Financial Trouble with Giving Money to the Church. It sounds good, but just isn't Biblical.

People, stop and think about all this for a minute. Do the math. Listen to everything you've heard from CBC on giving and receiving, run it through the Bible, and see if it adds up. It doesn't. If you have financial troubles today, giving money to the church isn't going to solve them. Getting on a budget, however, will. Tithing isn't a miracle cure for debt, in fact, ask around and you'll find people who tithed regularly and only dug themselves deeper into debt. I'm one of those people.

When my wife and I first got married 7 years ago, we gave 10% of our income every week to CBC. By the end of the month we were living on credit cards. Why? Because we didn't know how to handle our money. Here we are years later, we don't give a full 10% to the church anymore (although I wish we could) and now we have no credit card debt. Imagine that.

I'd like to offer this challenge: I bet that if you took 2 people (or 100 for that matter) and had half of them give 10% of their income to their church, but after that not look at their money at all, and take the other half and have them not give a dime to the church but follow a strict budget you'd see the truth to how much blessing*is involved in tithe. The blessing is in the budget, everyone. The blessing is in the budget.

*by blessing I mean in a CBC sort of way…financially that is. I believe that there is a great "general blessing" for those who are generous, I just won't put a dollar figure on it.

X-Factor 2

 In all fairness (in my last X-Factor post I made a few assumptions) I decided to listen to PF's latest sermon titled The Foundation for Expectation is Desire (1/07/07). I was hoping to hear a balanced approach to Expectation and at first I thought I was in luck.

Right from the get go Frank says something to the effect of "We will deal with Disappointment because you can't talk about Expectation unless you deal with Disappointment, because that is where people lose their Expectation." Sounds like we are off to a good start, Frank and I agree.

He then gives a formula for Expectation which is: Desire + Hope + Faith = Expectation. Unfortunately this is where he starts to lose me.

Throughout the remainder of his sermon he goes into how people lose their "desire" due to "disappointment", but instead of allowing his congregation to be "real" and helping them deal with "life", Frank's focus is only on "restoring Faith when lost".

Again, there is nothing wrong with that in itself, but without a balanced approach it is simply misleading… in my opinion.

Frank quotes a number of scriptures regarding God giving you the desires of your heart (Psalm 20:4, Psalm 37:4, Psalm 78:29, Proverbs 13:12, Proverbs 13:17) and then tells everyone that "God does not lie" and that "You can go to the Bank with God's promises". Hmmmnnn…..

To sum up his sermon in one sentence it would be "Don't Give Up".

Now, that's a great story for a pep-rally or for a half-time speech, but try telling that to someone who is being sexually abused… someone who's spouse is continually cheating on them… someone who's child has turned away from God.

"Raise up a child in the way he should go and he will not depart from it" Remember that verse? Now, if you have raised a child in the "way he should go" and he still "departs from it" you are left with 2 options:

Option 1: God is liar

Option 2: You suck.

Neither of these options lead to anything good and so many times I have seen people take Option 2 time and time again until they eventually give up and decide Option 1 must be the case.

I think you get my point so I'll end by once again saying, Life is not easy, but know that God's love for you is more powerful than any hardship you may be going through. We don't always have the answer and there are many times in life when it may seem like God has turned his back on you and when those times come…

Option 3: God has a plan for your life and I don't have all the answers…you should probably seek professional help.

See Frank, it isn't that hard.

X-Factor

 I don't think life was meant to be easy.

CBC is currently going through 21 Days of Expectations, which they call the "X-Factor", this is a time of prayer and fasting (dieting) where the church gathers together to look to the future. Here are the 21 Prayer Expectations and Scriptures they have listed for this time:

21 DAYS 21 PRAYER EXPECTATIONS 21 PRAYER SCRIPTURES

Expect your heart desire to be fulfilled Psalm 20:4; 21:2; 27:14; 36:7-8; 37:4,11 37:7,9; 145:16,19; Isaiah 55:2; 62:5

Expect your hope to be restored Job 14:7; 19:10; Psalm 31:24; 39:7; 42:5,11; 71:14; 78:7

Expect your dreams to be tested Genesis 37:1-10; Psalm 105:19; Deuteronomy 1:21; Proverbs 13:12; Romans 4:18; 5:2,4; 8:24; 12:12

Expect your prayers to be answered 2 Kings 3:5-15; Esther 7:2; Hosea 10:12; Luke 18:1-8; Acts 1:14; 2:4; Ephesians 6:18

Expect your heart to be strengthened 1 Corinthians 16:13; Galatians 6:9; 2 Timothy 4:7; Micah 7:7-8; Proverbs 24:16

Expect your steps to be ordered by the Lord Psalm 16:11; 25:4; 27:11; 119:105-107; Proverbs 3:6; 4:11-12; Isaiah 30:21; 42:16; Jeremiah 10:23

Expect your vision to be enlarged Deuteronomy 3:24; 2 Samuel 5:10; 2 Kings 6:1; 1 Chronicles 17:19; Ephesians 1:19; Isaiah 49:20

Expect all things to work for your good Genesis 50:20; Habakkuk 3:17-19; Matthew 6:25-33; Romans 5:3-4; 8:28

Expect new doors of possibilities Acts 14:27; 1 Corinthians 16:9; 2Corinthians 2:12; Colossians 4:3; Revelation 3:7-8

Expect miracles as you need them Matthew 4:23; 6:10; Luke 10:19; John 14:12; Acts 5:12; 8:6; 19:11-12; 1 Corinthians 4:20

Expect a fresh anointing 1 Samuel 16:13; Psalm 23:5; 92:10; Luke 4:18; 1 Corinthians 2:9; 1 John 2:27

Expect God's presence Exodus 33:14-16; Psalm 31:20; 91:1; Hebrews 13:8

Expect a blessed life Genesis 12:2; Numbers 6:24-26; Psalm 30:4-5; 41:1-2; 65:4; Proverbs 8:35; 10:22; 12:2; Ephesians 1:3

Expect God to honor you 1 Samuel 2:30; 1 Chronicles 29:12; Psalm 50:15; 62:7; 71:21; 84:11; Proverbs 22:4; John 12:26

Expect God to prosper you Deuteronomy 29:1-3; Joshua 1:7-8; 1 Kings 2:3; 2 Chronicles 26:5; Psalm 1:1-3; 2 John 1:2

Expect God to be generous Psalm 84:11; Proverbs 22:9; 2 Corinthians 9:5-6

Expect new spiritual power Luke 24:49; Acts 1:8; 4:33; 6:8; Romans 12:1; 2 Corinthians 10:3-5; Colossians 3:16

Expect radical changes in your life Galatians 4:19; Ephesians 2:10; Philippians 1:6; 2 Timothy 2:21

Expect God to speak to you 1 Samuel 3:1,11; 1 Kings 19:11-12; Job 33:14; Proverbs 8:34; John 10:27

Expect your faith to grow Genesis 12:1-3; Proverbs 29:25; Matthew 4:4; Luke 1:38; Romans 4:17-21; 2 Corinthians 5:7

Is it wrong that I am bothered by the over emphasis on an "easy and blessed life"? Yes, I realize that is the point, and while I understand the importance of positive thinking I can't help but think it is misleading and harmful if you do not allow for life's basic trials.

I think Wesley in The Princess Bride was dead on when he said, "Life is pain… anyone who tells you differently is selling something".

I know that may sound stupid to a lot of people, but what happens when God puts you through a challenge (aka "life")?

How are people supposed to be prepared for temptations, guilt, fear, marriage or family problems or any other daily affliction that we may face, if all they are taught is that they need to expect God to "prosper you", "honor you", and to "be generous" to you?

I find it interesting that under the "Expect all things to work for your good" category they list a number of scriptures that clearly talk about having faith in God DESPITE the trials that you are going through… of course you never hear about trials…at least I never did.

Look at the lives of the apostles, the disciples and even Jesus himself, you will not find a life filled with prosperity, wealth, and ease, but instead a life of trials and pain and sacrifice, but look at what Paul says… "7But whatever was to my profit I now consider loss for the sake of Christ" (Philippians 3:7).

Over the years I have seen so many hurting Christians who were Ill prepared to handle "life", because all they were taught was that God wanted to bless them and yet no matter what they did life didn't get any easier. The problem, as I see it, is that there is a real life that we all must live, but all to often Christians feel they must hide the "real" because it isn't a spotless and sinless life…

Let me just tell everyone the beauty of Christ's message is that He loves us despite what we go through. Life is not going to be a cakewalk for most of us, but no matter what, He will always be there for you. 

That is all the positive affirmation I need.

Another Sermon

I had pretty much sworn off all City sermons after the last couple I listened to condemned single fathers, put a dollar amount on faith and ripped off a Garth Brooks song.

Life is too short to listen to Frank and Wendell tell me why I should give them money. I also find that after about 20 minutes of a City sermon my ears start to bleed. Never a good sign.

But in a moment of weakness I clicked on CBC's website. And wouldn't you know it, Wendiddy (my nemesis) was at CBC preaching on giving. A Wendell Smith sermon on giving at City Bible is like the perfect Tri-fecta. Something along the lines of staring at a perfect rainbow. And I had to listen. So I clicked play and here's what I heard:

The 7 principles of sowing and reaping.

  1. Pay your tithe. If everyone will tithe, God will help the church buy a building.
  2. Just Give. Luke 6:38 – This is the main economic principle in the divine economy.
  3. Sowing comes before reaping.

So much for the perfect rainbow. At this point, I couldn't take it anymore (ears bleeding and all that).

However, there are stilll four more principles. Any thoughts on what they might be?

Real Faith

A reader sends in this Yahoo Article about a Church in Portland, Oregon called Bridgetown Ministries that goes out on Friday nights and washes the feet of the homeless.

The author writes:

Washing the feet of society's outcasts might be as far out of the box as you can get. This work has practical importance, of course; people who can't keep their feet clean and dry end up suffering extreme discomfort or worse. But there's more to it than that. What Bridgetown Ministries does on Friday nights is highly biblical.

Jesus, in the Gospel of Matthew, talks about "the least of these," as in, "Whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for (God)." Ministry leader Snider had invoked that very passage while preparing the volunteers back at ministry headquarters earlier in the evening. "When you go out there tonight," Snider told them, "I want you to look for Jesus. You might see him in the eyes of a drunk person, a homeless person."

Our reader also ponders, "When was the last time anyone saw Frank Damazio, Judah Smith or Wendell Smith wash someone's feet?"

Living Waters

While eating lunch yesterday, I picked up a small Christian tract that someone had left on the table next to me. The tract asked two simple questions?

Are you a good person? And then Are you good enough to get into Heaven?

I have a little experience with these types of questions, as I spent much of childhood at Pioneer Square and Saturday Market passing out Christian Evanglical tracts.  And let me tell you, if the first question on one of these tracts is "Are you good enough?" I can pretty much gaurantee the final answer is going to be "no".  There is no way a Christian Tract is going to conclude with, "Yep you lived a pretty good life. No worries. You're getting into Heaven."

But I looked at that second question and immediately thought, No. I'm not good enough. That's the whole point. We are saved by the Grace of God, not by our actions. 

The tract is published by Living Waters and is sponsored by Kirk Cameron. I am not sure I want Mike Seaver telling me whether or not I am good enough to get into Heaven.

I guess I just tend to think that the days of the judgemental Christian Tract are over. You win people to Christ by sharing His love, not threatening them with Hell.

Latest Sermon

Here’s an anonymous comment about Frank’s last sermon. …pretty interesting…

Sorry to interrupt, but I just finished listening to PF’s latest sermon.

I heard something that I never heard from him, he told the church to by a book on doctrine. I was thinking, nice change of pace, then he recommends only one book and you guessed it , it is Keven Conner’s book on basic christian doctrine, and it is available at the bookstore.

PF also to said to stop praying generalized prayers because God is to busy for them, they don’t move angels, they don’t inspire the Holy Spirit, and God has a hard time fulfilling them. I should mention, to be fair, that this was said in the context of praying specific prayers. 1Tim.2:1-2 "First of all, then, I urge that entreaties and prayers, petitions and thanksgivings, be made on behalf of all men, for kings and all who are in authority," ….. Sounds pretty general to me. I know that there are specific prayers in the word but general ones as well.

PF as well wants people to be praying for the singles to get married, he does qualify this by saying you can be single and happy. But he wants you to pray for church congregation matchups. I guess marrying outside CBC is being unequally yoked.

Finaly, and I could say more but gotta split, Frank wants you to remove certain words or phrases from your faith vocabulary, ready for this: I can’t, if only, I don’t have the time, maybe, I don’t believe, I’m not sure, and my personal favorite……. I’m afraid.

Thank you Frank but I’m not sure that that is biblical, if only you could show me that in scripture I would entertain it, I just don’t believe that God would not want me to express my doubts to Him and be honest ie. " Lord I believe but help my unbelief." Maybe you didn’t mean that but I’m afraid that it is what you said, maybe next time you could get into the bible for more than 5 minutes on a Sunday morning but I can’t believe you can teach an old dog new tricks. :)

Let me just say that I love praying for singles to get married.

So allow me to link to a newspaper article in the Washington Post, and Reason #93 why Catalyst is still single: Making Marriage (Like) Work: Author says Men can Succeed by treating it like a Job.

…ummm, I’ve already got a job, and I’m not really looking to work a double shift…

Grow. There’s More.

Well, I’ve been feeling pretty unmotivated lately. But I flipped to the sermons this evening to see who had spoken recently. And what do you know, Marc "Barista" Estes was speaking. This was gonna be a gold mine I knew it. So allow me to briefly recap the sermon.

-He begins sermon by apologizing for bringing coffee into the sanctuary. Calls drinking coffee a habit. (No Marc, a habit, is when you read the Bible and Pray every morning. What you have is an addiction.) In the interest of full disclosure, I have a similar addiction.

-He then proceeds to tell five or six of the stupidest coffee jokes I have ever heard. Here’s one. "Most people wouldn’t like my coffee, they would think it was oil. And I proceed to tell them its the Holy Oil of Yashua." (I can’t believe I’m saying this, but someone get Frank back up on stage. This guy is bombing.) Of course, As I write this I realize that the one person who probably finds these jokes funny is my father. So maybe its a generational thing.

-Marc has dropped the name Starbucks in his sermon 6 times, and it hasn’t even been five minutes. I swear they’re sponsoring him. Someone check this out.

-He is know describing Frank’s Starbucks drink and his daughters drink. Its a freaking commercial. He’s advertising for Starbucks. Unbelievable!

-Now Marc is telling us we need to grow more in Christ. Its a good message. But still kind of sad. He really is a far cry from the guy who came up from Lake Tahoe and ran Operation Portland back in 1995. I would love for 1995 Marc Estes to meet 2005 Marc Estes.

-Your habits shape your character. (good point)

-He is now describing specific church members and how they dance and clap during worship. He’s trying to be funny, but no one is laughing. (It kills me, because Marc used to be edgy. But it appears he has been neutured. Neutured by a desire to be successful. Congratulations, Marc. You sold out.)

In closing, let me say his sermon was nice. Nice and boring.

Sermon Recap

Johnpaul (RP) called me today, and informed me that I have not been pulling my weight on the blog. This sounded a little odd, coming from a guy who’s dedication to the blog is in direct proportion to his wife’s mood. When JP’s wife is happy, I get long phone calls discussing all the things we should write on the blog. When she’s not happy, I get short phone calls from JP, who is usually in his backyard whispering into the phone.

Nevertheless, I haven’t written that much lately. So, I sat down to listen to Mr. Damazio’s latest sermon. Entitled: Growth – There’s More.

I guess Mr. Damazio will be spending the next two months talking about personal growth. There’s not a chance in hell I’m listening to all these sermons, but I figure to make JP happy, I can listen to at least one and then blog my thoughts.

Due to some technical glitch, there was only 11 minutes of the sermon available online. I was thrilled. Eleven minutes is definately possible. This I can do.

(Note to future pastors. I’m pretty sure eleven minutes is the attention span of the average parishoner. If you want people to remember your speech, keep it short.)

Frank starts the sermon talking about growth. He then throws in this odd example of how a mother shouldn’t nurse her child, if the child is a teenager. And then mentions that its even odd for a mother to nurse a child when the child is four years old.

I have no idea what this has to do with the rest of Frank’s sermon, but it reminded me that my mother nursed our brother Joel until he was four. And yes it was weird. It also reminded me that recently when our brother Joel was describing his new girlfriend, he said "She’s Mom." To which, JP, who is admittedly not a hipster, asks "What does that mean?" (thinking maybe its some new slang for "hot chick") Joel replies "No, she’s just like our Mom. I love our mom, and she’s just like her." hmmmm…

The lesson here, mothers. If you want your son to develop some weird obsession into his 20′s, nurse him until he’s four…. ….I recognize this has nothing to do with the sermon, but I thought I’d throw in a little family history.

In setting up the sermon, Pastor Frank asked four questions. I’m sure there was more to the sermon, but luckily for me, it cut out after that. So this is all I have to go on. Anyway, I’m going to list the four questions and then my own anwers.

Am I becoming the person God wants me to be?

Actually, yes I am. I’m not perfect, and I certainly have my faults. But I try to put others first. I try to share Christ’s grace and compassion with every one I meet. So, yeah, I think I’m on the right track.

Is your prayer life any different now than it was five years ago?

I probably prayed more five years ago then I do now. I haven’t noticed a difference in my life, due to the lack of prayer. But I’ll keep you posted if something comes up.

Is your response to authority any different now than it was when you were first saved?

I was saved at three years of age. And according to my mother, I didn’t like authority back then. Well, I don’t really like authority now, either. So, I’m gonna have to say my response to authority is probably the same.

Are you being the husband that you should be?

Thankfully, I’m not married. So, I don’t have to worry about being a good husband, praise the Lord.

So that’s what I got out of the sermon. Yes, I realize this post is a lot more about me, than about Frank’s sermon. But whatever…

…your turn JP.